Barbecue Chud
The offline contrarian
You don't need the internet to have bad opinions. You bring them to dinner.
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Where this result sits on each scale.
Online
Takes
Overview
You're not glued to a screen. You go outside, you go to the gym, you go to barbecues. The problem is what you say when you get there. You're the one explaining why everyone's wrong while flipping burgers, and you haven't lost an argument since 2014, mainly because you don't listen.
There's a decent person under there. You're loyal and you show up. You just need to let other people finish their sentences, and maybe accept that astrology isn't a personal attack on you.
- Opinionated
- Loud
- Outdoorsy
- Loyal
Your saving graces
You show up
You come to things, carry heavy stuff and stay until the end. People can count on you to be there.
You touch grass
You get outside, move your body and talk to people face to face. That's half the battle.
Confidence
You never worry about what to say. Sometimes that's useful, like when the waiter gets the order wrong.
Warning signs
Not listening
You start your reply before the other person has finished, and "well, actually" is your favourite phrase.
Try this: Ask one question about their view before you give yours.
Unrequested lectures
Nobody asked for your thoughts on the economy at a birthday party.
Try this: If nobody asked, hold the take until someone does.
Motivational posters
There's a wolf, a lion or a quote about discipline somewhere in your home.
Try this: Swap it for a nice photo of your friends. They're the real pack.
Dating and friends
Dating
You're loyal and reliable, which is a good start. But if every date includes a debate, there won't be a second one. Ask questions, listen to the answers, and resist the urge to correct their opinions on films.
In the group chat
Your friends love you and also brace themselves when you say "Here's the thing." You're the one who organises the barbecue. Let someone else pick the music once.
Green flags and red flags
Green flags
- You're loyal to your friends.
- You get outside and stay active.
- You're always willing to help with a move.
Red flags
- You say "well, actually" more than "how are you?"
- You've explained a film to someone who chose it.
- You own a motivational poster with a wolf on it.
Other results in this quiz
- Certified Grass ToucherShowered, sociable, and able to lose an argument. You're fine.
- Terminally OnlineYour screen time is a crime, but your takes are mostly fine.
- Certified ChudGaming chair, sword on the wall, and a podcast clip for every occasion. It's over.