Certified Grass Toucher
Not a chud
Showered, sociable, and able to lose an argument. You're fine.
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Overview
Good news: you are not a chud. You shower daily, go outside on purpose, and have friends you've met in person. When someone disagrees with you, you can say "fair point" and survive.
You still use the internet, of course. You just log off when you're done, and your phone knows you mainly for maps, group chats and the occasional cat video. Honestly, people find that a bit refreshing.
- Showered
- Sociable
- Chill
- Well-adjusted
Your saving graces
Normal hygiene
You shower, wash your sheets and own more than one towel. A low bar, sadly not cleared by everyone.
You can be wrong
You can admit a mistake without writing a twelve-part thread about it. People like arguing with you because it ends.
A life offline
You have hobbies that happen outdoors, or at least near a window. Your weekends have stories in them.
Warning signs
Missing the lore
Your friends sometimes have to explain memes to you, slowly, like a grandparent.
Try this: Nod and say "real." It works for most of them.
Too nice in arguments
You let a bad take slide to keep the peace, even when someone needed telling.
Try this: "I don't think that's right" is allowed, and you won't turn into a chud for saying it.
Smug about touching grass
You've been known to mention your morning walk a little too often.
Try this: Enjoy the walk. You don't need to tell the group chat about it.
Dating and friends
Dating
You're easy to date: you text back, you leave the house, and you ask follow-up questions. The bar is low out there, and you clear it without trying.
In the group chat
You're the friend who suggests actually meeting up. You send memes sometimes, but you're the one people call when they need someone to talk to.
Green flags and red flags
Green flags
- You know your neighbours' names.
- You can go a weekend without your phone and not notice.
- You hear other people out.
Red flags
- You might mention your 10,000 steps a bit too often.
- Once a year, you get very into one argument online.
- You haven't seen most new memes.
Other results in this quiz
- Terminally OnlineYour screen time is a crime, but your takes are mostly fine.
- Barbecue ChudYou don't need the internet to have bad opinions. You bring them to dinner.
- Certified ChudGaming chair, sword on the wall, and a podcast clip for every occasion. It's over.