Terminally Online
Chronically online, but harmless
Your screen time is a crime, but your takes are mostly fine.
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Takes
Overview
You're not a chud, but you live where they live. You know every meme, every drama and every niche reference, often the day it happens. Your screen time report is a horror story, and your best friends are a mix of people you've met and usernames.
The good news is that your takes are fine. You laugh at chuds rather than becoming one, and you'd rather mute someone than fight them for six hours. The main risk is that your skin hasn't seen sunlight since Tuesday.
- Online
- Funny
- Up to date
- Indoorsy
Your saving graces
Knowing the lore
You can explain any meme, drama or reference instantly. Friends come to you for context.
Funny
Your sense of humour is sharp and very current. Your group chat contributions are elite.
Not a fighter
You'd rather mute and move on than get into a pointless argument with a stranger.
Warning signs
Pale and indoors
You've forgotten what time of year it is, because the light in your room never changes.
Try this: Go for one walk a day without headphones. Let your eyes see something more than 50 cm away.
Speaking in memes
You've said "it's giving" or "real" out loud, to a family member, who did not understand.
Try this: Try one conversation a day in plain words.
Sleep schedule
Your bedtime is "whenever the scroll ends", and the scroll never ends.
Try this: Charge your phone outside the bedroom for a week.
Dating and friends
Dating
You're funny and up to date, which makes the texting stage easy. In person, try to look up from your phone during dinner. They want to see your face, not the top of your head.
In the group chat
You're the heart of the group chat: first to share, first to react, the keeper of all inside jokes. Try to turn up in person now and then, so the jokes have a face.
Green flags and red flags
Green flags
- You're genuinely funny.
- You stay out of pointless fights.
- You know what's going on before anyone else.
Red flags
- You haven't seen daylight in days.
- Your sleep schedule is a rumour.
- You quote memes in serious conversations.
Other results in this quiz
- Certified Grass ToucherShowered, sociable, and able to lose an argument. You're fine.
- Barbecue ChudYou don't need the internet to have bad opinions. You bring them to dinner.
- Certified ChudGaming chair, sword on the wall, and a podcast clip for every occasion. It's over.