Certified Chud
Fully cooked
Gaming chair, sword on the wall, and a podcast clip for every occasion. It's over.
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Overview
It's official. You're terminally online, your takes are scorching hot, and you've replied "ratio" to a stranger this week. Your phone is mostly comment sections, your wall may have a sword on it, and you've watched at least one video titled "why modern dating is broken" from start to finish.
The good news: chud is a phase, not a life sentence. Shower, open a window, call a friend, and let someone else be right for once. People grow out of this all the time, and you can too.
- Online
- Contrarian
- Loud
- Committed
Your saving graces
Commitment
Whatever you're into, you go all in. Point that energy at something good and you'll get very good at it.
Research skills
You can find a source for anything in under a minute. Shame about the sources, but the skill is real.
Self-awareness, apparently
You took a quiz called "Am I a Chud?" Somewhere deep down, you had a feeling. That's step one.
Warning signs
Comment section warrior
You've spent whole evenings arguing with strangers you'll never meet, about things that don't matter.
Try this: Before replying, ask: will I care about this tomorrow? If not, close the app.
Hygiene
There's a gaming chair situation, and possibly a smell.
Try this: Shower daily, wash your sheets weekly, and open a window. Small wins.
Podcast brain
Your opinions on dating, money and life come from men shouting into microphones in rented sports cars.
Try this: Ask real people you respect what they think, and listen to the answer.
Dating and friends
Dating
Dating will improve a lot once you stop calling people "NPCs" and start asking them questions. Shower, put the phone down, and treat the person opposite you as a real human with real thoughts. They are one.
In the group chat
Your group chat has muted you at least once. The friends who are still around clearly care about you, so call one of them and talk about anything except your takes.
Green flags and red flags
Green flags
- You're passionate and fully committed.
- You can research anything fast.
- You took this quiz, so there's hope.
Red flags
- You think Tyler Durden is the good guy.
- There is a sword on your wall.
- You've typed "debate me" this month.
Other results in this quiz
- Certified Grass ToucherShowered, sociable, and able to lose an argument. You're fine.
- Terminally OnlineYour screen time is a crime, but your takes are mostly fine.
- Barbecue ChudYou don't need the internet to have bad opinions. You bring them to dinner.